Were Eboue Not Sent Off, Arsenal Would Have Thrashed United…

Now that I’ve gone and got your attention with a malicious over-exaggeration of a bad lie, it’s time to deconstruct the requiem to a pretty awful performance. But before we jump on many blogs’ bandwagons of “Give the fans their money back”, I point you to a little moment in time when a certain Thierry Henry dropped to the floor in agonising pain, his sciatica kicking in heavily just minutes after being brought on against PSV Eindhoven…