Author Archive for jammathon

29
Jun

Third-Gen makes a hash of it; Quo Vadis, club football?

Let me be the first to say it: ‘Whoops’. Big f-ing ‘whoops’. Not five minutes after the June-27 article praising Adebayor for reiterating a ‘desire’ to play for Arsenal was published, that same player did a flipflop not seen in football in eons.

This is not the first mistake I’ve made, nor will it be the last. I was wrong on the Adebayor count, and what pains me even more is how quickly it became evident. So let’s get that out of the way first: Jammathon was wrong. Wrong wrong wrong about Emmanuel Adebayor’s intentions.

But where to start? It was the third time (on my count) that Adebayor had refuted the rumours abounding about his future. He did seem to relish scoring against Spurs quite often, and his body language (since everyone seems to love reading that) in particularly the Liverpool match in the Champions League seemed to me that this player genuinely enjoyed playing for us.

Who knows, perhaps he did. But now something really vile has occured, not just in Arsenal’s world, but in the footballing world in general.

Player power has reached a sickening zenith that not even the doom-mongers in Bosman’s time could have imagined. I believed that if Adebayor was really going to go, it would take one hell of a contradiction to put all he had said about Arsenal previously to the wayside.

And it was one hell of a contradiction that did it. In less than an hour, all manner of contradictions came forth, with Adebayor saying:

“Barcelona have made a good financial offer. Yes, I am still under contract to Arsenal but it is up to the directors to satisfy my demands, otherwise I will leave.

“You have to take advantage of the moment. Why not go to Barcelona if the manager there already has me in his plans. That means there is a big chance of seeing me there.”

By now I’m also sure you’ve read his comments on AC Milan, as well. The man I have placed so much faith in (the whole world can vouch for that) is practically hawking himself out. At least, it appears this way. Arsene Wenger has been much more emphatic in his view on the situation, saying that he will try and hold Adebayor to his contract:

“No. I met him already, on Friday before his press conference.

He’s under contract. That’s quite simple. I’m not worried. I can tell you as manager of Arsenal Football Club I am not worried.”

But such is the state of club football’s affairs that this sentiment can only hold true for so long. Is Adebayor going? Probably. It’s a total reversal on what I’ve said before and a lot of people will laugh, mock and scorn, but the truth seems to be the opposite of what I have been barracking for before.

With that said, we really do have to be careful of what we wish for. The majority of fans that I’ve surveyed want Adebayor to go. Given new evidence, I am inclined to agree with them. For fans that shelve out as much as they do on season tickets to the Emirates’ (or who get up at 3:00 AM to watch them religiously), who love the club and have followed them for a healthy length of time, players lacking loyalty are a brash insult.

Ashley Cole, Nicolas Anelka, Matthieu Flamini and Alexandr Hleb are feeling the brunt of insulting such fans. And Adebayor has been flirting with this for a long time. On the traditional, fan-based sentiment, Adebayor must go. In the long term, the club will always live on.

But what of the short term? Arsenal were in touching distance of putting together a very healthy squad for the coming season, and Adebayor’s leaving puts us back a peg and a half. A common criticism of Adebayor is that ‘any Tom Dick or Harry could slot in where he plays, and score twice as many goals given the service the team provides’. While not questioning the service from midfield, I have never been very sure about the idea that someone else could score the same amount of goals as Adebayor, let alone double.

What he brings to the side in goals disguises the goals he provides others, for starters. That’s not counting assists, neither. His bustling, physical presence was developing very nicely last season, and he did bring ‘a certain something’ to affairs. You can spout off all the David Villas, Guizas and RVP’s at me, but to replace Adebayor’s goal scoring will be both a necessity and a toughie for Arsene Wenger.

While Adebayor really must go, it will do nothing to stave the player-power crisis in club football. Manchester United may have the resources to keep Ronaldo in the stands, but I doubt that will happen. Adebayor’s leaving and probable shortage of goals to come could prove our popular fishwife’s tale of the curse of leaving Arsenal. But it wont do much to prevent it from happening again.

One last thought. If Adebayor does leave, I will agree that Wenger should use the cash to buy a dangerous, ‘glittering’ striker, like Villa. I will need to be convinced that such a player could come in and score as many goals in a debut season, but it is players like Cesc Fabregas that concern me. We need to show our other loyal players, like Cesc, Clichy, Sagna and Toure, that we are not a sinking ship. I don’t think Arsenal are, but the media will do anything to spin that yarn.

And it is a yarn we’re all getting tired of.

27
Jun

Adebayor shows up his Detractors yet again; Fabregas is a GOD

The striker ‘those in the know’ wrote off as egotistical and ‘thinks he’s Henry’ has now shown up all the scaremongers for what they are: know-nothing, knee-jerk reactionists.

Yes, Adebayor has now come out and written off the rumours linking him away from Arsenal for the third time, saying:

I am an Arsenal player and have three years left on my contract. The most important thing for me is to keep on enjoying my football. I’m staying at Arsenal.

When I was young I had a dream to be a good footballer and play for a big team,” he said. “I was born in Togo so I never cared about playing for money, my happiness was to play to enjoy myself. That’s what I’ve been doing until now. You can see people changing clubs because of money, because they want a change of atmosphere or to get their names in the big leagues. I just play football to enjoy myself. I play because I love it. Continue reading ‘Adebayor shows up his Detractors yet again; Fabregas is a GOD’

25
Jun

The Tale of Samir Nasri and the Itchy Trousers

It was five in the morning. The crisp winter chills of June were violent on bare-feet, which scampered over the tiled floor into a much warmer, carpeted room.

There sat the laptop: Sleek, chrome and glistening. I sat down, trying my best not to let the chair creek. Mother and father were still asleep; the brother was still out on a night in the town, the sister - wait, she’d moved out five years ago. So yeah, probably still with that oaf that only wears an Aussie-rules vest all day, even in July. Continue reading ‘The Tale of Samir Nasri and the Itchy Trousers’

20
Jun

An Open (Capital) Letter to Wenger: Sell Adebayor, Buy Voronin

Dear Mr Arsene Wenger

I have really, really enjoyed the splendid football you have managed to spoil us Gooners with, not just inside two different stadiums, but also us here glued to our tellies from around the world. You are a proven master of your craft. You crank out a production line of ‘hidden gems’ of players, and have changed the face of the English game forever. Continue reading ‘An Open (Capital) Letter to Wenger: Sell Adebayor, Buy Voronin’

18
Jun

Adebayor needs Fernando Torres’ Agent

Just a quick one to let you know I’m still alive. I’m flooded with work at the newspaper I’m working with at present, so blogging has taken a backseat to latenight shifts with the media.

Continue reading ‘Adebayor needs Fernando Torres’ Agent’

11
Jun

Gary Neville: Arsene Wenger’s Heart Surely Skipped a Beat

A simple question, today. You are 17 year old Aaron Ramsey. Who do you choose? Continue reading ‘Gary Neville: Arsene Wenger’s Heart Surely Skipped a Beat’

10
Jun

Aaron Ramsey to Sign for Charlton Athletic Lookalikes

A quick one while I cram this in amongst my study needs. For the record, Constructivists are all a bunch of pretenders who stole elements of political theory from the English School, who in the end, are all a bunch of sad realists. Communism is so much more fun. Continue reading ‘Aaron Ramsey to Sign for Charlton Athletic Lookalikes’

09
Jun

Introducing: Commenter of the Month

I’ve introduced the odd hair-brained ‘awards’ on the blog every now and then, so consider this one of them.

New to Third-Gen! Each month, the poster who tallied the most comments earns a guest-interview that will be conducted for a fan’s-eye-view article each month.

To compliment this, a tally will also be kept of the most ‘first commenters’ on each article published. That includes little updates like this very article. So be the first to slip in with a ‘First Gen’ (that could be Bergkamp, Overmars, Tony Adams, even an Anelka if you’re really desperate), and you along with the leading commenter will get a spot in the lime light.

Or can you do the double? Rack in the most views, diatribes, rants and conversations with fellow Arsenal-fans from around the world, and you can earn yourself your chance to air your ideas on what direction Arsenal FC is heading. And before you ask: Yes! You can absolutely lambast the opinions of the writer, and still rank at the top. Which would make for a rather interesting interview, wouldn’t it?

Comments* are measured from the first day of each month, and you might just get your own mug-shot posted on the sidebar, if that’s your cup of tea.

*Comments are defined as being of at least one full sentence that is in response to the posted article concerned or a recent posted article by Third-Gen. Comments can also be in response to discussions already running in the comments-board of a particular article. Comments by affiliated bloggers are not counted.

In short: Get contributing! This site isn’t just about one-way traffic of my all-knowing Sage-Guru wisdom on all things Arsenal. Third-Gen is home to readers from around the world (and some pretty exotic locations to boot), so your opinion is as valued as it is interesting.

See you on the blog…




League Table: If We Didn't Sell L. Diarra

Pos Team P Pts
1 Arsenal 38 114
2 Man Utd 36 87
3 Chelsea 38 85
4 Liverpool 38 76
5 Everton 38 65




Super-Commenter Competition!


New to Third-Gen! Each month, the poster who tallied the most comments earns a guest-interview that will be conducted for a fan's-eye-view article each month.
Rack in the most views, diatribes, rants and conversations with fellow Arsenal-fans from around the world, and you can earn yourself your chance to air your ideas on what direction Arsenal FC is heading.
Comments are measured from the first day of each month, and you might just get your own mug-shot posted on the sidebar, if that's your cup of tea.

Third-Gen is Getting a Facelift!

A one-man cleaning up mission may be on its way, soon - while league tables and recent results will be returned when football makes its long awaited return, the site will be getting a shoeshine, too. Let me know what rumbles your fancy in the 'about: Thirdgen' comment board.

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