Arsenal Sign a String of Players; Third-Gen’s Blog of the Week: Coming Soon.

Arsenal defeated Newcastle by a convincing 3-0 scoreline on Tuesday, leaving them top of the table until a Ronaldo-inspired Manchester United ripped Portsmouth to shreds a day later to reclaim the Number One on goal difference.

Relief for Toure and a Lifeline for Lehmann.

It’s Newcastle United again tonight, after a day where the whole world seemed to forget how satire worked, and I was accused of everything from racism to ‘a complete lack of intelligence. Such is life.

It’s Manchester United at Old Trafford in the FA Cup

One more update to make up for a missed day.

The most predictable draw tonight was Chelsea’s home match against Huddersfield.

Arsenal were drawn against Manchester United. At Old Trafford.

The full draw as follows:

• Bristol Rovers v Southampton

• Cardiff City v Wolves

• Sheff Utd v Middlesbrough

• Liverpool v Barnsley

• Manchester United v Arsenal

• Preston v Portsmouth

• Coventry v West Brom

• Chelsea v Huddersfield

A review of tonight’s mess tomorrow, friends.

Newsflash: Arsenal to Steal March on Spurs by Snatching Jonathan Woodgate

I didn’t believe it when I first heard it, but here we are.

Jonathan Woodgate, ex-Newcastle, Real Madrid, and now Middlesbrough (and English!) defender, is apparently considering a contract from Arsenal.